Pirate Show

October 2, 2020
Event runs from 7:00 - 11:00 pm.

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Trump Rally

October 3, 2020
Event runs from 7:00 - 11:00 pm.

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I have a 10 year old son. He has words. He is so good with these words it’s unbelievable. You know, it really doesn’t matter what you write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of text.

Cosmos Show

October 7, 2020
Event runs from 7:00 - 11:00 pm.

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Veggies!

October 9, 2020
Event runs from 7:00 - 11:00 pm.

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Gumbo beet greens corn soko endive gumbo gourd. Parsley shallot courgette tatsoi pea sprouts fava bean collard greens dandelion okra wakame tomato. Dandelion cucumber earthnut pea peanut soko zucchini.

Hipster Special

October 10, 2020
Event runs from 7:00 - 11:00 pm.

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